Firm handshakes?
What are you, some kind of over-compensating stinking queer?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 23 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Nah
just being friendly, and seeking popularity by copying one of JMG's oft-repeated phrases.
I'm such an internet whore.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 23 May 2009, 9:59, archived)