When I lived in retardshire the pub over the road used to have morris dancers outside sometimes
I found it funny to watch, tho I was generally pissed, which probably helped.
( broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

They do this every bank holiday week end
Then I forget, then they come back. To my knowledge I have yet to see a single punter do anything other than give them a wide birth. Only morrismen like morris dancing. True fact.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:20, archived)