The other day I answered a the question on here "Who do you hate?" by saying I hate noone
I was wrong. Morrismen. The cunts woke me up this morning clacking about in the square with their songs of Mary going across the sea. If I weren't such a respectable man I'd open the curtains in all my nudey glory and tell them I was going to hurt them all, but I'm not, I'm telling the internet instead. Hello, also.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

why do you hate your country?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Must be the wogs and coons

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

wogs? - you are clare werbeloff AICMFP

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

No, but I was trying to get a rise out of those less blessed with a sense of irony
Today I failed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

well here's clare if you don't know already
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja01zTkCft8
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Yeah
Just had a look. An interesting lady.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I hate bogus official.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

No, you don't.
That's just silly.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Yes I do.
You offend my every fibre.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I find this imcomprehensible.
I therefore consider you a liar at least.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Oh.
I could be wrong actually.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

See!
I'm often very wise.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I hate people who honk their horn for attention.
At 3am - 4am.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Tell the police.
This is illegal, you're not allowed to use it in an area with street lights after 11pm.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

I don't have a registration number.
And it was in a Uni car park.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Call them up anyway, they might know what to do.
Tell them everything you know, that there was "car" in a "Carpark" at the "Uni" and that it was "Honking" (make sure they're clear that means activating their emergancy warning system, rather than it being some sort of duck.). Be clear as to the type of "honk", prehaps trying to recreate it.

The police are very good these days, they might be able to use their satalights or something to see who did it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

What?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Well, if a crime has been commited, you should call the police, they're quite good at dealing with that sort of thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Oh.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Shut up 90nz0.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

Oh
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Quite
I'd also like to add the blue tit chicks that are lodging in my loft. Noisy as fuck at first light.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

drill holes in their skulls and inject boiling yogurt into their cerebellums, the cunts
hello
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I know the husband of one of them
Some cunt pointed a gun at him at work, probably because his wife was blacked up and skriking like a pig in an abattoir at the time.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

When I lived in retardshire the pub over the road used to have morris dancers outside sometimes
I found it funny to watch, tho I was generally pissed, which probably helped.
( broadsword, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

They do this every bank holiday week end
Then I forget, then they come back. To my knowledge I have yet to see a single punter do anything other than give them a wide birth. Only morrismen like morris dancing. True fact.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

who are Morrismen??
some kind of cult?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Oh, you are a forrin bairn aren't you?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_dancers
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

she guessed correctly though

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Yup. I'm from Ozland.
It's er... different. If you watch neighbours - rest assured it's a pile of tosh absolutely nothing like the real deal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

No I don't
I'm an adult
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

thank fuck for that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Ah but it gives lots of
'fresh out of NIDA' actors something to do.

Where you in Oz?
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

Victoria.
About four hours away from the Fabled Legless.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

The what?

( The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Befriend them, I'm sure they're a happy bunch.
I would be quite happy if I could spend all day waving sticks in white clothes with dangly bits. A guy like me can see a good livin' in that. Then, once you've befriended them, join their troupe, suggest that they're better off morris dancing outside [ex wife/boss/downing street]'s house.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

With all due respect
Fuck off.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

=((((
I'm going to suggest your house for the "International Morris Dance-Off 2009".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:51, archived)