Hello, we dont see much of you over here.
Welcome!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I am getting increasingly old
and forgetful.
Plus my incessant drinking means it's hard for me to use my head dobber.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Growing old sucks balls
And not even nice, freshly shaven balls. Old man balls.

Old man balls after they havent been washed for a week.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

and slightly gangrenous.

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Mykeyboy: Bollock Taster
Just need one of those 4chan style motivational posters now...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:33, archived)