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Would wearing a pinstripe jacket with jeans and a t-shirt make me look like a wanker?
I think it would make me look like a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
Ask yourself this: Would Wormulus wear it?
If the answer is 'Yes' then, well, i think you know the correct course of action.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
There's the answer to your question

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
You sir, are a gay fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
I think you might be right.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=158
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
he wouldn't wear it without a scarf.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
And only then if it were 'ironic'

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
and indoors, in a Starbucks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
And then only if it were part of an hilarious art parody skit.
And no, i dont even know what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
i'm not sure it really exists in the real world

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
*head asplodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
I think we should make it exist,
for the pure reason to make it acceptable for TGB to wear a pinstripe jacket with jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
I think you'd look all right like that
most other people would look like wankers though.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
I think therefore I am
yeap, it would make you look a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
I think you could pull it off.
You wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
ONE NIL TO THE GILLINGHAM

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
Ths sounds like a football post
JMG would approve.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
Are you another Arsenal supporter from Kent who should actually be supporting the Gills but are a glory supporter so support arsenal instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
You'd be dressing like Jeremy Clarkson

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
60 inch chest
30 inch waist
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
Shit.
I forgot i was going to make a nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rijstevlaai this weekend.

Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
frisbee rice pudding!
weirdo dutch eh

E doesnt like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
Yes, well, quite clearly she is 'All Wrong Inside'

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
I couldn't help but think that too.
So I tried it with Converse trainers instead of shoes and thought I looked like Doctor Who instead.

Jacket goes back in the cupboard. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
No no no
I honestly think you could pull that off.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
Clarkson is the cutting edge of fashion.
He'd still have an afro if he could grow the hair.

Edit: also, he wouldn't wear a t-shirt, it'd be a real shirt. Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
Of course not. What ever makes you think that?
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttt
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
I had to look at the source to see your pffting exhalation

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
Was it worth it?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
Not really

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
I see.
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
I'm afraid so,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
Hello, we dont see much of you over here.
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
I am getting increasingly old
and forgetful.
Plus my incessant drinking means it's hard for me to use my head dobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
Growing old sucks balls
And not even nice, freshly shaven balls. Old man balls.

Old man balls after they havent been washed for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
and slightly gangrenous.

(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
Mykeyboy: Bollock Taster
Just need one of those 4chan style motivational posters now...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
I don't know what you look like.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
depends on the contrast between the jeans and the jacket
light jeans plus dark jacket = no (and wear a shirt)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
all people who wear suit jacket combined with any form of casual dress are fucking knobbers who should be shot.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
what about casual/not-suit jackets?
this sort of thing - clicky

(and some casual jackets/blazers do have low-key pinstripes)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
You're going to have to tell me what you mean by jacket here.
You mean the jackets that are similar to suit jackets that are meant to be casual, or jackets full stop?

If it's the former, that comes under the shitdar.

edit: Yes, they are only for twats. No offence,

great
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
odd

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
Yes, it is odd that anyone thinks they look good on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
depends on the jacket/blazer
badly cut navy blue double breasted monstrosities with gold buttons are hideous, but well designed blazers are pretty much a fashion staple.

So in your world, the suit jacket shape must only be worn with trousers made from the same cloth as the jacket (aka a suit)?

(the look doesn't work if you are fat, though; it's a fitted thing)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
Pretty much.
They look shit on 99% of people. The only people they do look good on are the people who'd quite frankly look good in anything.

I'm not fat and just being upset that I look like shit in one myself, I honestly think the people who dress like that are knobs.

They're hardly fashion staples either.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
most collections (whether from Next or uber&overpricedfashionhouse)
usually have two or three blazers in (to be worn with dress/smart trousers/jeans and shirts as part of a 'going out' outfit)

not as much of a staple as shirts & trousers etc., obviously

(P.S. didn't mean to imply that you were fat)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:52, archived)