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I'm 56 and no baldness or grey hairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
That's a sign of an impending heart attack for being too smug.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
I'm smugger than a smug person with an unusually sense of self worth.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
STONES

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
OK Apart from those...

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
Yes but you are making up for it with the 'old man smell'

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
Oh Mykey :(
You've got that too haven't you? Sadly for you, I don't suffer from geriatric piss & biscuit stench. I am as fragrant as a freshly showered virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 23 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
*shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
That explains my attraction to you

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
That and his dressing up as a school boy

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
It's the shorts that get my engine going

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
AAAANNNNGUUUUS

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:46, archived)