I scared a duck today.
It was nesting, hidden in a bush, and I climbed up close to its nest and it flew away. Stupid duck. I could have stolen all its eggs.

Unless maybe that's what it wanted me to do. Perhaps if I'd stolen the eggs and taken them home they'd have hatched during the night and the baby ducks would have come out and killed and eaten me and stolen my loose change.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

it was a bad mother duck
it will be on the jeremy springer show next week
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:03, archived)