I am so bored.
So, so, so very bored.

*cries*
( diffy maybs, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

hark at you with your emotions.

( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

WAH WAH WAH
I DON'T FIND ANYTHING IN MY CURRENT VICINITY INTERESTING. WAH.

PLEASE INTERNETS, KILL A WOODLAND CREATURE IN AN AMUSING FASHION.

WAH WAH WAH.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Iggy Pop did it better.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about.

*cries*
( diffy maybs, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

*something about swiftcover.com*

( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

It was meant as a reference to "I'm so fucking alone"
Except I've either got the name wrong, or else references to it are pretty scarce.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

What the fuck is my mate doing in Coronation Street

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

Laughing and pointing at you.

( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

It was all very odd

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Paid work?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

She kept very quiet about it

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

For very good reasons
THE TIMES LIST OF WORST JOBS 2009:

13: 'VILLAGE RAPIST'
14: 'EXTRA IN CORRIE'
15: 'CATHOLIC PRIEST'
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

She had THREE ENTIRE LINES

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Do beg your pardon
7: Licking Sellafield Clean
8: Bit-part in Corrie
9: Artificially inseminating cats
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Getting a paying part.

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

So we must now assume one of the following:
You already knew that she was in Coronation Street and this comment is a fake shocked one just to gather attention, or
You regularly watch Coronation Street.
Or both.
Or neither.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

I was told this afternoon, and looked for it on YouTube

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

shooting lightning from their hands at scared and confused northerners

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

I'd watch that

(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Hayley?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Fucking hell
I thought you were dead
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

i've got a headache

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

I just cracked one out over that picture of you with your baps out.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

ducks do it for you
do they?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I scared a duck today.
It was nesting, hidden in a bush, and I climbed up close to its nest and it flew away. Stupid duck. I could have stolen all its eggs.

Unless maybe that's what it wanted me to do. Perhaps if I'd stolen the eggs and taken them home they'd have hatched during the night and the baby ducks would have come out and killed and eaten me and stolen my loose change.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

it was a bad mother duck
it will be on the jeremy springer show next week
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

I just cracked one out over your arse
And you still didn't have the common fucking decency to thank me.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

me too!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

*falls off chair*

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

is it that big? cor!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

It could be worse.
A man has just cut his hand off on Casualty.
Think on.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

I don't even have TV to moan there's nothing on to entertain me.
So bored.
( diffy maybs, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

I fell down a hill today.
It was all very boring.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

What in the fuck
has Mickey Rourke done to himself?

Step away from the lip fillers.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

He looked pretty fucked up before The Wrestler.
Give it 10 years, he'll be in the remake of The Elephant Man.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 May 2009, 21:22, archived)