Jadeviper
why do you hurt so much?
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)

did you call me

down there ↓
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)

yes yes yes
it was me looking for that truly awful song, im very poorly at the moment and i would be so so very happy (why???) if i could hear that song again


love love love
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)

Since you grovelled so convincingly

give me 2 minutes to make your sick desires come true.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

and I've thought of another random song

*awaits head bashing*

I remember it but no one else seems to, I'm not making it up...
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)

Here you are

orrible.mp3

Other randon song?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY was far far better* than I remembered, THANK YOU.

Other song, I think it was by a guy called Mr Food or the song was called that, some of the lyrics were (ish)

"Chicken curry beriani peanut butter by the score, I think I'll have to go down to the shops to get some more"

And it ended with him saying

"Oh no, where's me coffee gone, I think I'll have to go down to the shops to get some more"

Know it?



*may mean worse depending on taste
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)

my pleasure
I don't recognise your food song nor does Google.
I will work on it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)

You are a bad taste music angel

I googled it before, I tried for a longy longy time but never got anywhere, but then again I am me.

(No I'm not Gaz)
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)

I'm all teh ill
and have shivery-sore skin, headaches and tonsillitis. saw emergency GP today (local holiday, surgery closed) and got max dose antibiotics. I haven't been in this much pain (or cried about it so much) since the last time I gave birth
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)

Jesus, we in the wars
I got SPD (Symphysis Pubis Dysfunction)and now need crutches to move, I get them tomorrow and the physio woman said i mustn't move unless I really have to, which is fucking annoying, I haver to sleep sitting up on the sofa at the moment, cant lay down at all, trying to decide what I'd rather have, SPD or your lot...
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)

I'm still suffering SPD
and was supposed to be starting physio on Wednesday but I'm going to have to postpone it because I'm just not well enough. I've been waiting 10 months for this. I sleep on the bed propped up with six pillows
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

fuck
dont say that, so worried about giving birth now, how did you do it?
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

planned caesarean
cos I needed an emergency caesarean the first time. what you need to do though is tie a scarf or something round your knees when you have your legs as wide open as is comfortable so that when you're in labour they don't push your legs too wide and damage your pelvis further. you can improve the muscle strength (the physio will give you exercises, also show you how to move around in bed without pulling on the joint)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

Ive added you on yahoo
I hope you dont mind, if you do just shoot me or sumfing
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

Ohh i remember what I had.
Glandular Fever.

Count yourself lucky it isn't that.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

I had glandular fever when I was about 18
that was horrible
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)

I got it the night of my 18th birthday.
In the week previous I failed my driving test, got very poor exam results, was told I had gum disease and them my girlfriend dumped me.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)