People talked to me tonight and it was lovely.
I do not have a beard. Beards are for when I am too lazy to shave. Beards are not good.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

i don't like having a beard, but it's literally the only way to get a conversation these days
i mean, who the fuck talks to people without beards?
( scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:33, archived)