Just so you all know,
I've been to a barbecue at the boss' house and I am pissed. Good evening folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

GAMBLE!

( MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

I had eight losers today.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

morning

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

Hullo
I've had a barbeque with the boyfriend and it's been lovely. Not pissed though.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

I've been playing Rock Band.
It's been ace.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

We were going to go to Earlsdon to get a cab but one turned up to deposit passengers right outside so we nabbed that one.
Good times.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

I've been at work all day
Now I'm in bed being hungry. Good times :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

people talk to you more when you have a beard

( scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

People talked to me tonight and it was lovely.
I do not have a beard. Beards are for when I am too lazy to shave. Beards are not good.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

i don't like having a beard, but it's literally the only way to get a conversation these days
i mean, who the fuck talks to people without beards?
( scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

Yeah, but that's mainly shouting 'Jesus', 'Go back where you came from' and 'John Lennon'. Innocuous yet stupid at the same time.
(Benzyl, Sun 24 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

Good evening
I have not had any barbecues yet this year and none are in the offing.

I am alarmingly sober.
( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

I thought I was OK until I got home and now I'm struggling with my own fucking stairs.
Typing is surprisingly lucid with minimal backspace action. The bloody mary chicken was good.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

Ooh vodka and tomatoes sound like they'd go beautifully with chicken
I think I should try to make it.
( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I went to a barbecue at the boss's house once.
Got severely rat-arsed and punched him out.

Lost my job shortly afterwards for some reason.

Happy Days.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

Serves you right.
The boss should not be punched.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:34, archived)