Are you pissed you cunt?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

of cause
sober on b3ta at 1:58am must be a fucking horrid experience. you flange mould
( MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

good night all
pro tip: wanking into a sock leaves a crusty sock and the smell of cum. The best way to avoid this probelm is to wank into a bit of bog roll, in the morning you can flush away the cum and the smell of shame. Your mother will never know.

Regards,
MrA
( MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

I heard if you wash the cummy sock with your mum's knickers she might get pregnant

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:06, archived)