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Rev James.
Best bitter yeah?

Also, isn't that SSG character a right cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
Yes to Rev James being awesome?
Or SSG being a cunt, or both?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
Whatever MooCow Byter thinks.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
Except SSG is not a cunt.
He's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
You've not lived with him.
Uncontrollable flatulence.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
I bet he is a great shag all the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
He's ok.
A bit aggressive though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
relentless

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
You have failed me for the last time, Doveston.
/Vader voice
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
Fuckin' hell Dave.
I poured vinegar in his drink, what more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
Oh, he just didn't notice then?
My mistake. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
I wee in the washing machine when he does his laundry too.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
he's lying.
he tried to do it, then said that you told him to when i managed to stop him with my powerful arms.
at which point he done a wee in the washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
I KNEW IT.
YOU HAVE FAILED ME DOVESTON.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
He lies.
Plus, he just went to bed, I think I'll go wipe my bum with his clothes now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
Please do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
Gambling man eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
I was just agreeing with MrA.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
Yes.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
Are you pissed you cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
of cause
sober on b3ta at 1:58am must be a fucking horrid experience. you flange mould
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
good night all
pro tip: wanking into a sock leaves a crusty sock and the smell of cum. The best way to avoid this probelm is to wank into a bit of bog roll, in the morning you can flush away the cum and the smell of shame. Your mother will never know.

Regards,
MrA
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
I heard if you wash the cummy sock with your mum's knickers she might get pregnant

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
he certainly seems to try to be lolcontroversial
but he is a fan of the cricket, so i'd never hear a bad word against him
i'm basking in a Francois du Plessis wonderland at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
I can't take this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
113no off of 75
*removes headgear*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
Cricket fan eh?
SSG and I both support Glamorgan, from opposite ends of the stadium.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
the two best sides of the stadium.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
If we can beat Hampshire, then I reckon it'll be Sussex at Lords
Where we will fail to live up to expectations :(
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
I prefer your arse.
as in a bitter your arse.
as in, bumsex.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
Rev James and I agree.
You're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
He said he likes me best

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
I'm at work and very angry
our student seems capable of texting me when something important breaks, but incapable of texting me to tell me he worked out it's not broken and he's just a retard
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
It's probably SSG's fault.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
whenever i'm angry i think of meerkats

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
Don't you think
that Edwin Van Der Sar looks like a meerkat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
Meerkats are very alert
I wonder if you could train a good goalie meerkat by hurling footballs at a troupe
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
It's an experiment I've often considered.
Fancy coming on a trip with me to Bristol zoo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS IT IS A SCAM.
I went to Bristol Zoo with The Doveston and it did not end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
They wouldn't let you back out?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
It was one hell of a sexy affair.
Meerkats, antelopes and semen everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
Does this cheer you
or finely hone your rage?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
no effect really
to be honest, i think of meerkats nearly all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
I'm so angry I think they're going to need hats

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
never had it.
I'm a fan of Toohey's if anything.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
What is this Toohey's you speak of.
Where can I purchase it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
it is an australian bitter
so I'm guessing Australia. And New Zealand. And most likely those chain aussie pubs you apparently have over in the Yewkay.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
There's a Billabongs not far from where I live.
The closest thing they serve to an Australian drink though is Fosters, which I've been told isn't remotely Australian, by some Australians.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
Hmm well it's very well known here, fosters,
but I'm not quite sure it's actually australian.
If you want Aussie beer - VB, Crown Lager, Red Duck and Cascade are what you want. Though you'll have a lot of trouble getting your hands on Red Duck - it's only a very small brewery (and less then two hours away from my house - yaaay!).
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
ahhh, now VB I've tasted.
At an Autralia day party this year. We also ate Kangaroo and Crocodile, mighty tasty stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
bleargh
I've tried roo - not my thing - and not really keen on the idea of crodiddles. I'll stick to my tofu.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:35, archived)