I KNEW IT.
YOU HAVE FAILED ME DOVESTON.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:24,
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He lies.
Plus, he just went to bed, I think I'll go wipe my bum with his clothes now.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:26,
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