This 'eating properly' thing is a load of bollocks.
its far quicker to just buy a sandwich than it is to cook food, therefore you have more of your life to yourself. Sandwiches often have bits of tomato or lettuce or maybe BOTH so they are just as healthy as a cooked meal.
( broadsword, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

These are cheap and nasty spar sandwiches though
I yearn for a chunky vegetable soup or a bolognese
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Just stick some hot pepper sauce in the sandwich
PROPER FOOD
( broadsword, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

MAN FOOD

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I think you'll find Fray Bentos pies to be the manliest food available.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I almost died of an overdose when they went on offer a few weeks back

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Ive got two sitting in the cupboard, waiting their turn

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I went to a friends gaff once
whilst he was attempting to open a Fray Bentos pie with a blunt tin opener. He was struggling and didn't really get anywhere, so he threw the pie half way across the room and stormed off to his bedroom and locked the door.

So what's worse, Fray Bentos or crack?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I think they are both the same

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Evidently.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:19, archived)