I don't have a spous at the moment
Would you make me one if I went out and kicked a duck though? I'll perform an act of animal cruelty for a white frosted marble cake
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I'd punch an otter
for a carrot cake
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I'll shave a puppy
for some banana cake
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)