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What will you do with today's clear skies? I'm off out for a long dog walk somewhere near where that photo was taken. Sunburntastic.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I'm working today, in a room with no windows.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

G'Day mate!
How's the old sod?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

It's sunny, and there's an election coming, and we just won the Heineken Cup and things are generally great.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

We?
Would that be Munster or that bunch of pansies who play in donnybrook?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

The pansies knocked Munster out in the semis.
Which I saw live in Croker with my Munster supporting girlfriend.
Afterwards she was so pissed off we'd walked to Grogan's before she said a word.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Oh how I do not miss doing that.
As interesting as working on radar systems is, being shut away in a big metal box four hours on end is no way to be.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

This is worse. It's a bookshop, so I'll have cunts coming in all day long reminding me that it's sunny outside.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

I recommend not working weekends. Or, better still, not working at all.
lulz
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

I am normally unemployed.
But sometimes a man jhust has to knuckle down and be alienated from his labour.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

That's true. I've even resorted to making websites for money in my boredom.
A terrible state of affairs.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I've done more today already than you have.
Malvern east is gorgeous in the morning.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

How's tricks, fella?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Not too bad.
Had a nice month off, lovely weather and tempretures and starting a job on thursday.

Life is grand.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

You have no idea what I have done, you heightwrong.
I have been up since 8am. EIGHT IN THE MORNING.

Oh yes. A pint of Monster saw to that.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

I've been awake since half 2 A.M. your time.
I didn't even need stimulants for it either.

Trivia: Monster is called Mother this side of the world.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Mother? Why? pfft.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Because only the women drink it.
ZING!

Also, I have to run, booze to buy and ting.
Till next time all!


*Goes*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

BYE BYE OZSPUDWOG

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I'm going to the park. To do some work.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Photo work?
Woo to working outside.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

oh no not that kind of work
writing mostly
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Goodo.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Head down to Leeds for a knees up with my miraculously recovered woman and a couple of pals
Hurrah for the Speshuls
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

I'm going to be in Leeds today.
We might see each other. How AWESOME would that be.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

That would be fucking mental maaaaaaaan!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

i've been out since friday so i'm relaxing for an hour before i go out and get cunted

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

I'm incredibly offended by this post.
There was no disclaimer. :-(
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

I'm revising.
And my flatmate has demanded a chocolate birthday cake when I'd bought all the stuff to make a carrot cake so I'll have to go to the shops again at some point.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

I hope you buy them a big bag of Fuck Off You Ungrateful Cunt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

No it's my fauly really. I didn't ask him what kind of cake he wanted and assumed that it's be carrot cos that's my favourite cake.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Sigh...I dunno
I'd be happy if someone made me any cake at all.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Make her a carrot cake, and then if she complains smash it on the floor and make her it it like a dog.
Look up some Eastenders scenes of Little Mo being domestic abused to see how it's done.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

It's for my boy flatmate. He's about twice the size of me and hits his girlfriend.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Wouldn't that be a good reason not to make him a cake at all?
Or to check Eastenders clips on youtube for the scene where Little Mo murdered her domestic abusive husband?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Do you often make cakes for spousal abusers?

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Yeah quite regularly.
Want one?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

I don't have a spous at the moment
Would you make me one if I went out and kicked a duck though? I'll perform an act of animal cruelty for a white frosted marble cake
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I'd punch an otter
for a carrot cake
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I'll shave a puppy
for some banana cake
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

What's the fun in making them what they want?
Make something else now just so spite them
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

A 2 Girls 1 Cup tribute cake, made from real shit.
With a Shit-Omlette centre.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

(PsychoChomp, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Hurrah or something

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Way to be born, hero

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

i don't belive you

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

SO HOW COME FACEBOOK DIDN'T TELL ME THIS YOU FUCKING LIAR?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I DONT KNOW???

(PsychoChomp, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I'M GETTING CONFLICTING INFORMATION FROM THE INTERNET!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are best in May. FACT.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

I know, we are the best

(PsychoChomp, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

I can't quite believe the size of the lump of earwax I just dug out of my ear
seriously, I might have it stuffed and mounted
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

What would you stuff it with?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

MORE EARWAX

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

You need to chew more!
Chewing encourages increased lubrication of the ear thingies.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I can't reach my ears with my teeth.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:18, archived)