Because you ate too many pies and are now stuck in the room
until you have worked the excess girth off.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

ARF!!
She'd believe this one as well
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)