I had a Personal Shopping Advisor to help me choose how it would go with my kitchen.
It's that bad.

I should go out and start a fight or something to counteract this
( moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Just slap your thigh in a manly sort of way,
belch loudly then in a really deep voice say "NORKS!"
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:47, archived)