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Blimey blimey blimey blimey..
How are you keeping calm?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
I just ate some WEETABIX

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
NOW ISN'T THE TIME FOR FOOD, BIG F.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
A HANDBAG?!

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
NEAR THE TOP
www.b3ta.com/board/9467736
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
What what what what what what what what what WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
You seem EXCITED

(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
No.
I'm demanding clarification.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
YOU CAN'T STO-CHICKEN AND MUSHROOM SLICE-P IT NOW
OH GOD, IT'S ALR-COKE AND A YORKIE-EADY STARTED
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
I'm not going to be drawn into this half a packet of Tuc crackers
and some quorn savoury eggs and stop looking at me STOP LOOKING AT ME
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
I am sitting at my desk
Revising Commercial Dispute Resolution, listening to Grateful Dead on Spotify and my gf is making me wraps.
I SHOULD be calm..but I'm not :S
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
I'm still enjoying yesterday's EPIC AND HISTORICAL VICTORY.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
Leinster, Heineken Cup, Rugby, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
Oooh
I do like Heineken. And Rugby.
A combination of the both in this glorious weather would be just what I need right now, instead of these sodding exams.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
I'm watching Morecambe and Wise
and about to make a tuppa tea. IT'S ALL GO HERE JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
In about half an hour, I shall be passing through Ernie Wise's home town.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
I'm off my tits on lavender aromatherapy.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
YOU TERRIBLE SHOE SALESMAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
I shall be watching United vs Hull later
Which would you like me to cheer on, JMG?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
Man Utd, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
HI JMG
I'm absolutely fantastic today.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
I'm on the edge of my throne.
The football, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
yey! (:

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
opium

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
Letting Esme be angry for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
She does anger so well.
What's she mad about?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
Today? WHO KNOWS.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
WID JER FECKIN FECK ALL OVER THE FECKIN
JAAAAAAAMES! WHERE'S THE FECKIN FECK!1
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
Help me mooey, HELP ME!

(Cap'n Ahab, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
ahaha

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
Oh come on, you never existed in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
MAN UP, YOU ENORMOUS HOM.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
Pear cider, you massive girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
OH IRELAND!
Always angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
West Ham, Arsenal, Man Utd, Chelsa, Liverpool
If they all come in, I should be one hundred quid up.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
What will JMG do after the football season is over?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
Hibernate in the Cave of Topsoff

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
I'm now probably moving to Peckham rather than central London.
Is is going to be horrible?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
I've never been to Peckham, but I imagine it's utterly shit.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

but and so
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Peckham's alright.
Not on the tube though, so you'll have to put up with trains.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
yes, very, it is now a cross roads between haves and have nots, it used to just be have nots

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
It's not great
more importantly though it's difficult to get out of peckham as transport is shit. You need to catch 2 buses just to get onto the underground
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
more importantly though
If I got myself a mail order russian bride and teabagged her while she was asleep would you bake me a home made swiss roll?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
I have NO IDEA.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
I just blame it all on JMG
even the LOLSICKRIKSEX
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
This is ALL my evil doing.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Moisturiser, JMG.
Dad and my brother have gone up to watch the game.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAaa..............
Oh wait, it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
YOU CREAM PUFF!
Why aren't you going to watch the game, flip tables and eye up the birds, and such?
HO'WAY MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
I'm putting up some LOVELY curtains.
Plus I want some more flowering plants for my microgarden outside.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
I bet you wear a frilly apron to do the washing up.
And other such women's work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
I spent over an hour in a shop yesterday in town choosing cutlery. Just cutlery.
Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
Bloody hell Moo.
It's only going to be used to shovel fried chicken into your gob. Does it have pink handles?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
I had a Personal Shopping Advisor to help me choose how it would go with my kitchen.
It's that bad.

I should go out and start a fight or something to counteract this
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
Just slap your thigh in a manly sort of way,
belch loudly then in a really deep voice say "NORKS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
I've taken the sensible approach of only joining mates in town should GOOD NEWS arrive.
*Firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
This is my tactic as well
We shall overcome, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
sun lotion and smoked salmon and salad and smoothies

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
The cricket's on JMG.
England are doing really well. Is there some other sporting thing happening today then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
I'm watching the F1

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
I hear that Jenson Button chap is quite the racer.
I do hope he wins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
I've got my Laursen shirt on
and booze tokens in my pocket. It's the FOOTBALL! I'm going to watch the football with other single chinned footballing types and discuss which WAG we'd have least chance with.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:51, archived)