I may be getting a new mum.
My dad who is nearly 90, has just got himself a girlfriend. They are like a couple of fucking teenagers. It makes you sick.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

You'll have to sit him down, explain the facts of life to him calmly, and then insist that they can't sleep together under your roof until they're married.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:00, archived)