Food thread.
Mrs HB just came out to my office to show me the lovely joint of meat we are having for dinner today.
Are you having anything similar?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm having YOUR MUM, SHE'S A DOG LOL

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

I may be getting a new mum.
My dad who is nearly 90, has just got himself a girlfriend. They are like a couple of fucking teenagers. It makes you sick.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

You'll have to sit him down, explain the facts of life to him calmly, and then insist that they can't sleep together under your roof until they're married.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

:o3

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

We're having a kilo of pork and a guinnea fowl.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

It'll either be Julian, Derek, Phillip, Sebastian or Tristram

( moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

That's an amusing reference to your sexuality there, moohala.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Thigh slappingly hilarious, I know.

( moohalaa, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:07, archived)