Have a bath as soon as you can and mind your vowels

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Iz you saying we not know ow to talk blad?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

I think so
But I only really understand English.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

i ought ta fackin do you.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Haha, actually, that one sounded more like Rosalicious.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

That's what I thought too, the slag.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

My vowels are perfectly fine and normal thank you, now shush it up Yorkshite.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 24 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I'll start the singalong
Oh weeeeeeeeeeeeer 'as ta bin sin ah saw theeeeeeeee

Come on everybody!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 16:00, archived)