If he knows you'll be there he won't attend in case the match becomes a b4sh.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I wont let him know in advance.
I'll just spring on any bald Geordie holding a giro cheque.

''1756: Alan Shearer looks like a broken man.''
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:00, archived)