Throw a bath towel over them while they are eating and wrap them up in it
Nice and tight round their necks and they won't be able to get their paws out.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 0:11,
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this cat is named "Evil" *
and can make my dog move off his couch with just a look.
*earthworm jim
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 May 2009, 0:17,
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