Yeah, well...
goodnight. Cricket tomorrow, WOO!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

Sorry
but as acting head of the Parish Council, I've had a long conversation with the RSPCA and I'm afraid your presence at the cricket ground is no longer tolerable. Joyce will be happy to return your Chris Rea CDs and any other personal effects.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:12, archived)