Not eating anything.
Thinking about getting off the couch and doing stuff.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:18,
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Don't do it.
You'll get up, achieve a few menial things which will spiral into a destructive cycle where you'll hoover or some such shit, and never get back to the warm sanctity of the sofa.
Probably.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:27,
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