hallo fattyboombahs.
what're you eating and doing?

Or who if that fills the quota.

I'm eating chocolate and reading a book for my history class.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

Are you moving in with 90nz0 too?
Everybody else is.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

I am
he's irresistible.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

I'd love to listen to 90nz0 read to the book reading club.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Arf!

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

I'm not sure how long the very hungry catapillar would hold the attention spans.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Thank you for my CD
though you were slagging the Midlands off so I might stomp on it now and not listen to it at all...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I wasn't slagging it off!
I said that the time I went to Brum it was a bit grim. That and i'm a bit nervous about moving next year having only lived in the South before!

Hope you enjoy the cd mind!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

I'm just kidding,
I'm not from Brum, so slag it off as much as you like.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

No worries!
You had many of your CDs arrive yet?

I had a lovely one from NinjaBadger the other day.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

I've got four I think.
I've not listened to them all. I like the look of yours and thanks for the postcard :)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

No problem.
I really enjoyed putting it all together, the artwork and the sleeve notes, although I do apologise for my shit handwriting!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

It's not as bad as my writing.
I wish I'd done sleeve notes now.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

that is the best book ever written
you shut up and leave it well alone!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

It was too hard for me, I can only manage Spot the Dog.
*spoiler alert*

I hear that the catepillar becomes a becomes a beautiful butterfly at the end.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

O.O
You bastard!

*spoiler alert*
Spot gets muddy in the rain.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

DAMN YOU!
I hadn't finished reading 'Spot Plays in the Rain'.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

no I'm moving in with Halfy.
In november next year. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I don't know who that is.
You best get yourself some JMG posters on the wall.
I'm the new BROS.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

you get me the posters
and they'll go on the wall.
In the cellar.
Where nobody has to see them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

90nz0 would want to come over and hang out near the posters.
Circle of internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Have you met him yet?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

nope.
but will be all good. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

He's a lovely bloke

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

yes I think so too :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

blushes
toes the floor, thanks Madam M
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

HEY
You are though :)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

very kind of you
young lady, twas a pleasure to meet you too.

And how do you do
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Bought some of that self tan moisturiser shit
woke up this morning to find not a bronzed summer glow but a fucking rash everywhere.

Damn my sensitive lady skin :(
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

haha whoops!
you could try tanning from that hot burny ball of fire that appears in the sky now and then?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Problem is it isn't really appearing much at the moment.
Weather here is shit today.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

its been gorgeous
in Cambridge all week
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

It has been nice the last couple of days, but it has been raining here in Kent all morning.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

It's the first time I've tried non sun based tanning
frankly it's a disaster.
How's yourself?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

good thanks
got half a cold from spending half of last week at the beer festival but chilling out nicely.

Hows the doggy?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

don't fret. am not being dumb about it.
have hostels listed so I can book closer to the time just in case - and I have friends and family over in the UK so can always crash with them. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Do what you want love
I moved in with a bloke 22 years older than me when I was 16 and we've been together 6 years now.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

gee that makes the gap between us tiny!
:)

He's got a great mind on him that's for sure. We talk a lot. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Age gap schmage gap.
Mine's bigger than MM's and it works.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Despite everything, I still end up always being the adult
How does that work?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Cos you're the woman.
And what a woman...
( thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

^^ this.
I haven't even met you and you seem like a top lady.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I've just read your QOTW replies
I'd like to point out that you sound like a hell of a fine person, and I admire your prose style. Good work.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Because he's mentally retarded due to a lack of oxygen during birth
and will never learn to tell the time or tie his shoelaces, much less fill in tax forms.

Is my guess.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Eating nothing and sadly working
Grr.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I am eating nothing and wishing I'd bought some bacons yesterday. I am also betting large amounts of money on a soccer team, and probably shouldn't be.
( C, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Woah, calm down there.
50p all on one soccer game is too risky.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Christ - I wouldn't bet a whole 50p on sports, especially not the Blades, - I'm saving that for some crazy spread betting action on the financial markets.
( C, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'm about to make a tuppa tea
I'm presently watching Jeremy Kyle and being talked at by my friend on FB chat. I'm not eating anything at the moment.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I'm drinking merlot rose
and enjoying life in general.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

trying to work out the density of states for graphene.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

SCIENCE
All this revision MoT
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I'm trying and failing
and trying desperately not to let this get me down.

I can do it when he wants the answers in K space, why can't he ask that question :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Send the papers to me. I'll *amend* them for you
Seriously tho, isn't it better to be challenged by summat than bored by it?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Some sort of happy medium would be nice.
There's a lot riding on this exam. It's both a double module and a final.

I think I might e-mail someone for help.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

ooh cunty bollox
email jesus. I hear he's good at shit.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

ask the samaritans

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Or, you know, the person who ran the tutorials.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Are you doubting Gludel?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

I always doubt him.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

they'll probably lie to you, for a laugh

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I'd take being bored for a couple of weeks if it means easy finals.
That said, the challenging ones weren't that thrilling.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

urgh....
and I thought working out the Mol was bad!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Not eating anything.
Thinking about getting off the couch and doing stuff.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Don't do it.
You'll get up, achieve a few menial things which will spiral into a destructive cycle where you'll hoover or some such shit, and never get back to the warm sanctity of the sofa.

Probably.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

you know, sometimes
I'm not eating anything at all
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

LIAR

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

IBS ALL BRUE, MY MOUB IS ENTIEBLY EMBY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Chocolate cake, sandwiched together with fresh cream, raspberries and chocolate ganache.
And revising. And wishing it would all hurry up and be over.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Stupid uni have just realised I have a timetable clash on my exams.
This means they have moved my last exam from Tuesday to Friday. meaning I can't go and get lashed with all my mates on Wednesday as I had planned to.

I'm an angry man.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

way to go, ask a really interesting question about food

( mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

She's young mongy.
Be gentle.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

no excuse, although it does appear that the young are the dullest posters on this forum

( mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Good to see you have dropped the tippy-toes approach!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

only one weeks holiday

( mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I see.
Some of your 'inoffensive' posts did make me laugh though!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

I had a cup of tea while polishing my car
so that was exciting.
( magnum, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'm about to eat a tea.
I'm currently a bit depressed that I spent £130 last night. Spending £130 is about the only thing I remember.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:44, archived)