I need a shit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

Yeah I think I'm probably gonna have a shit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

I just had a shit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I'm so glad I LOGGED on in time for that news.
Congratulations.
( thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

That's alright.
Poo.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Was the texture, smell and consistancy up to regulation standards?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I was just a single block with a suprising amount of wiping needed.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

I had a shit yesterday.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:10, archived)