There should be scale from "A good handful" to "BLIMEY PET!".
The greatest scale I believe we can ever build as a race.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

the Nork-ometer
I like it!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:30, archived)