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I think my next music video would just feature chesty women on trampolines.
What role will YOU play in my new found musical greatness?


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I'm going to now go shout at Sky Sports News for an hour.
Another insight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
I think I'll keep out of this one, as I have nothing of any worth to contribute.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
great, no offence
good times
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
I didn't want to cause a stir by maybe saying something that could possibly offend.
Sorry, no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
IT would be good if the chesty women on the trampolines were playing the instruments while bouncing
I'd like to be an aerial trombone
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
the physics of tromboning on a trampoline
could be quite dangerous
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
hangon he said women
freak
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
I'll provide an embarassing whiteboy rap whilst dressed up in a garish shellsuit

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
Hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
if the trampolines are transparent
i'll do the upskirt videoing
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
Lordy!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
nearly great
but would it contain this?
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
Splendid find!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
Cowbell operator

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
*Firm handshakes all round*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
i'd do special effects
by which i mean i'll genie aload of swan vestas
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
This is exactly the kind of budget cut ways we'll look to exploit middle England.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
how chesty are we talking about here?
I don't like women with boobs so big they are polishing their shoes, or look like they should be in anime pornography - they just look stupid
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
There should be scale from "A good handful" to "BLIMEY PET!".
The greatest scale I believe we can ever build as a race.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
the Nork-ometer
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
at the end of every concert i'll run up to you and give you a high five so manly it causes a sonic boom

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
10 minute outro, high five, sexy party!
ALWAYS THE ITINERARY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
I'd do your promotion but I get the impression that would be unnecessary.
Afternoon and football commiserations, Jammers.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
Blimey Double F.
I see we're already favourites for the title.
A lot can and will have to change, though.


I'm PRO-Shearer.
Handsome Gav is not.
There were some heated debates held last night. Offline.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
I'm afeared that you'll struggle JMG.
You have an incompetent board, legions of overpaid players on silly contracts and an unresolved managerial situation.

I predict a mid-table season.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
look how well charlton coped with the drop

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
And Leeds.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
And Southampton

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
And Norwich

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
And Reading next season.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
Now Coppell's gone
I have to admit it's more than likely.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
and Leicester.
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
;(

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
You'll have to defeat the mighty Foxes Jammy ;)

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
i'm looking forward to charlton v millwall and the away game at the gills, great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
At first being in League One is horrible
but looking back it feels much better.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
Charlton will do fine

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
They'll do better than Norwich and Southampton.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
Dirty dirty Saints will be the next Leeds

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
being old i remember being in the old 3rd division supporting charlton
no a new thing for me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
Doesn't matter how old i am
This was a new thing for the club.
Lowest Ever Finish
:(
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 25 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
I'll do the bacon sandwiches to keep everyone's strength up
That's what I normally do when music related shenanigans are going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
*Applause. Tear in the eye*
Wonderful womaning, here!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
awesome wifery

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
i'll be referee for the orchestra
like a conductor, but more manly. i would operate by blowing a whistle and pointing accusatively at musicians

trombonists would be on permanent yellow card
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
you trombonerist

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
I'll control the foam machine.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
I'll be your PR man.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 May 2009, 14:32, archived)