apply sun block to everywhere on your face and neck
then shave off the beard

and tan yourself to manlyness
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Or use fake tan after shaving to evn things up.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

yeah.. that would definetly work
do they do lobster fake tan?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 25 May 2009, 15:11, archived)