I thought she was cleaning her ear out with a stick in that first photo
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:46,
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Nope!
That's a scalpel stuck in her face.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:48,
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