"frontal clenching" really is the only way to describe it

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Well, I have learned something today.
Thank you!

How about 'willy wince' or 'cock cower' for men?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I imagine
*wilt* would cover it, for men.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Ok, next time I see a particulary hideous specimin.
I will be thinking of willy wilts and mingecringes.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 16:59, archived)