THANK FUCK
The internet was getting dull without you here
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

There's nothing quite like a bit of JMG late on a Bank Holiday.
/talk was no doubt moments away from a post about your favourite Middle Eastern nation, or something.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

A most excellent time to grace the internet with your presence
How has your bank holiday been so far?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Mainly hungover.
Then it all became better around 11am.

Since then I have watched the FOOTBALL and debated THEORIES with fellow Geordies.
I was correct throughout.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

Excellent news JMG

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

You weren't correct when you said you thought Newcastle were going to stay up.
You weren't correct about that, JMG, peace be upon him.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:18, archived)