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Hello, JMG etc.
Who'd like to unleash some chubby rage?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
There's an advert of milkybars on my TV.
This somehow a plot by you to make me fat so you can mock me.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 25 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
I used to have white blonde hair as a child.
I used to get called The Milky Bar Kid at school.
I didn't wear glasses, as you can quite imagine, I took it all in good spirits and was a hoot and a riot with the women.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
*raptuous applause*

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
We're considering changing the name of "Newcastle United" to "Your Cup Final" for next season.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
How about "Champions Elect if we play our cards right"

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
I don't know who's going to be left to field in the first eleven..
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
Back Shola for top scorer

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
As much as I've backed The Fenham Eusebio over the years, I feel his time may have come.
Should cost-cutting come in to serious effect in order to keep others, Shola must be sacrificed.
Not physically. Just, sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
Nobody will buy him.
He'll be a decent championship player.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
He was awful on loan at Stoke!
Oh I just hope we can bounce straight back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
That's true.
I'm not so hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
Women as a child?
You were a quick learner.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
THANK FUCK
The internet was getting dull without you here
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
There's nothing quite like a bit of JMG late on a Bank Holiday.
/talk was no doubt moments away from a post about your favourite Middle Eastern nation, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
A most excellent time to grace the internet with your presence
How has your bank holiday been so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
Mainly hungover.
Then it all became better around 11am.

Since then I have watched the FOOTBALL and debated THEORIES with fellow Geordies.
I was correct throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
Excellent news JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
You weren't correct when you said you thought Newcastle were going to stay up.
You weren't correct about that, JMG, peace be upon him.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
RED RUCKUS!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
COPPER KERFUFFLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
worst day of my life was going from a 36" waist to a 38" :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
*25 inch waist smugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
My awesomely massive biceps are almost as big as that.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
so are mine

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
I have just had to buy some 34" jeans rather than my normal 32"
Time to hit the squash court hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
not from the 4th storey I hope

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
I'm 32"
which is good I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
during the fomative years the brain is a vunerable organ
the abuse of the brain during this time is going to leave scars on the recognition of life, so the two fingers i show to you today as a sign of fuck off, you probably take as the two fingers your step dad shoved up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

angrycompguy.livejournal.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
OH INTERNET MAN!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
Needs more anger

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
I bet they don't go through with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
I'm feeling rather chubby this evening JMG
which is odd because I've been to the gym today and eaten lots of fruit. I was feeling rather trim and smug this afternoon. but now? Bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
I recommend STAR JUMPS.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
top advice petal!

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
What's JMGs advice for fat people who wish to keep cool in today's heat?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
You simply don't stand a chance, fatty.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
This question was for the internet champion
You have insulted me with your interruptions.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Mike couldn't insult a fly
he's too funny for that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
He'd be all like HEY FLY BUZZ OFF YEAH
and then al would get on his knees and it would be great
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
Great like a big cornish pasty

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
You talking to me?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
MY PIE SISTER

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
IT WAS PIE HEAVEN

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
I have no pie
I had steak. I didn't put it in a curry though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
oooOOOooo
Steak? How the rich live.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
It's true
we do live that much better than the likes of you. I also hung a picture on the wall.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
How long do you like your steak boiled for?

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
an hour at least
two if at all possible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
Today is my first full day as a 26 year old.
I still have all my hair.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
A week ago I gave up smoking.
A week and a year ago I gave up drinking.

The not smoking thing isn't bothering me but tonight I could really do with going for a pint. Fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
I hear you.
I skimmed the edge of the Bigg Market last night. Usually not my place.
Too many tight-sweaters for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
I used to work in Fleet Street
which is on the lane between Revolution and the Bigg Market. I love the pub to bits but by god I've had my lifetimes worth of the bigg market crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
Fleet street, is a heaving flesh pit on a saturday night.
It's quite nice during the day though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
Yup.
I can't imagine working there now, I think I'd die.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
What are you giving up next year?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
Not sure.
Sleeping or being poor. Or possibly being angry, I'm angry far too much these days. I can't help but think a couple of pints would chill me the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
I wash geocaching beside St James' park today, there was a photographer from the chronicle taking pictures.
I has an awesome power as you walk by that place.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
Alright I'm going to require some help with this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
Basically using gps to find a log book people have hidden.
It's great exercise, I walked 3.2 miles because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:49, archived)