"flagellation followed by intense anal rape by at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

I can't get Five.
:(
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons training"

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

If somebody else does it for you,
who goes blind?
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

It's very thin and pointy
tell me, is your mother still attractive?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Maybe Five shows other types of programmes these days.

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

fat girls need loving too
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

When I die,
bury me face down. I don't want to see how deep I am.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

if jesus can you can

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

But I don't need any money. I need a shave.

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

I just keep fwapping, no matter what..
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)