Oooohh
a Documentary on the NME and then a repeat of Quatermass on BBC4!

Lovely!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

PIFF.

/can't get the fancy tellies
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

then amuse yourself
with this page which features a woman with freakishly large hands (or is she just far away from them?)

www.anl.gov/
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

then amuse yourself with the spawn of satan
a repeat of the Have I Got News For You on BBC2 with Kilroy Silk in 30 mins
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

Then amuse yourself
with wanks.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

Wanking myself or other people?

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

Both,
at the same time.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

telling comma to wank

is like telling the pope to pray
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

"flagellation followed by intense anal rape by at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

I can't get Five.
:(
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons training"

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

If somebody else does it for you,
who goes blind?
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

It's very thin and pointy
tell me, is your mother still attractive?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Maybe Five shows other types of programmes these days.

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

fat girls need loving too
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

When I die,
bury me face down. I don't want to see how deep I am.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

if jesus can you can

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

But I don't need any money. I need a shave.

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

I just keep fwapping, no matter what..
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)