Oh JMG, I bet you were pulling your hair....out.....nevermind

I was in Amsterdam all weekend, I ate many flat chickens.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I was no doubt so bald I dole.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

I was upset they went down but I'm going to pretend that I wanted them to go down because I'm constantly angry about JMG.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

*shove* how was my Amsterdam?
Has it missed me?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

It was EPIC. my lungs (all 12 of them) and liver hurt.
It's a strange place, I don't know how you can deal with it without being stoned/drunk/both. Still feel a bit groggy tbh. I drove my parents to the airport yesterday and I was still a bit stoned I think.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

This is the problem with going to Amsterdam for a long weekend.
You need to book the following week off work to recover!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm so bloody jealous.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

There were WOMEN crying DG.
Thankfully I maintained dignity and rang exiled Geordies to debate tactics.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Every woman crying in the stands woke up in your arms, in your bed this morning. All 3,000 of them.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:48, archived)