Hello Fat People's Culture.
JMG reporting in.
What's the current level of banter?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

It'd take some sort of red bull douche to get me to banter energy levels, JMG.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Nobody would like that.
I think we should all adopt the internet spirit of chugging along slowly whilst complaining about JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

I'm sad to say I did blame you for getting an ant to bite me yesterday.
On my KNEE as well. You absolute bugger.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

I do control the little buggers.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

It hurt mightily.
There were wild horses, though. Well, not wild. Sort of abandoned by some sort of heritagy 'horses should live like it's 2000bc' people.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

Was it your right knee?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

No, left. Twice as well.
Shitty little bastard. I killed him with my deck shoe.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Ah that's ok then (not for you)
I sliced my right knee open on my desk yesterday morning, it didn't hurt but inconvenienced me by getting blood all over my new trousers
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

I just got grass stains all over me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

ooo-eeer

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Entirely SFW.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

Well that's no fun is it
(unless it was)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

It was ace
although I'm now paying for all the junk food.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

I know that feeling
Although I had to order some more new clothes for the bash, I tried on my new shirts at the weekend and they were far too big for me. I was both annoyed and joyful at the same time.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

I have no idea what I'm going to wear.
Maybe jimjams.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Oh, that is AWESOME!
/Peter Griffin
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

MY NEW HOUSE (rented) HAS ANTS IN THE PAVING

( sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

My rented house had those!
You must live where I used to. Mind that front door, it gets like 3/4 of the way through Titanic when it rains.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

The bit where the captain is standing on the bridge and going down with the ship?
*Goes to shoot self for knowing what happens in that film*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

The bit where water comes round the edges of doors.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

YOU MUST BE A GIANT
i cant reach the washing line or the shower controls and i cant see myself in any mirrors or see the second shelf (let alone the third) in the top kitchen cupboards.
( sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Nope, it must be the same house
Climb on the side to get to the kitchen cupboards, but watch the side nearest the back door, it's wibbly.

Oh, and if you find a painted guitar in the outhouse, that's the wife's but you can keep it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

don't poor 5 litres of petrol down the cracks and set fire to it
we did that at my mate steve's house and blew up his patio, there were still ants, :((((
( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

We had ants in the house last summer.
I filled the hoover bag with ant powder and hoovered the little fuckers all up!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

i am just going to leave them alone.

( sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Ants outside I leave, they can do what they like!
When they are indoors and attacking the fridge and cupboards I take issue!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

my kitchen smells a bit... micey.

( sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

but the cats will sort that out i spect

( sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I would hope so.
That said, my cat was the laziest cat ever and used to run away scared when he saw rabbits in the garden!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

They're just ten-ants.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

*groan*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

boom boom

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Going weeeeeeest
...dee-bah doo de dah.

Life is something there. Awesome or pleasing or something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

loffleeeeeeeeess

( sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

*black armband*
*mournful look*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Handsome Squadron stood up as the final whistle blew and stormed towards a different bar, carrying my coat so I had to follow.
If he wasn't Tom Cruise in the late 80's...
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

Be seeing you at Hillsborough.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

You never know.
It's within weekend jaunt distance.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Giddy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Banter is at a medium, steady level.
How do this rainy morning JMG?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

I think I'm supposed to meet Big Fat Neil around 10am.
A thrilling insight for JMG followers.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

Ah well at least if he is Big Fat Neil
He will be easy to spot in a crowd.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

Crap JMG.
Make this place better dammit.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

That usually ends with a large man putting me on block, mind.
..and we all know how serious THAT can become.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Oh JMG, I bet you were pulling your hair....out.....nevermind

I was in Amsterdam all weekend, I ate many flat chickens.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I was no doubt so bald I dole.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

I was upset they went down but I'm going to pretend that I wanted them to go down because I'm constantly angry about JMG.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

*shove* how was my Amsterdam?
Has it missed me?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

It was EPIC. my lungs (all 12 of them) and liver hurt.
It's a strange place, I don't know how you can deal with it without being stoned/drunk/both. Still feel a bit groggy tbh. I drove my parents to the airport yesterday and I was still a bit stoned I think.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

This is the problem with going to Amsterdam for a long weekend.
You need to book the following week off work to recover!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm so bloody jealous.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

There were WOMEN crying DG.
Thankfully I maintained dignity and rang exiled Geordies to debate tactics.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Every woman crying in the stands woke up in your arms, in your bed this morning. All 3,000 of them.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

it's all great, great banter, great forum
great times, unless of course you like to get very serious about it all, then it may not be great, or is, great
( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

FAT, BALD, DOLE
AND NOW DOON !

HOW MAN CANNY LAD
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

How man Goat man.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Yiz'll be fine.
Football is better outside the Prem anyhow. You'll get a season of battering all the shit little teams and come back stronger.

Or do a Leeds and be completely fucked within 5 years, one of the two...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:01, archived)