He had cancer because God hates him. Fuck God. Up yours God. I'm going go against God's will with radiation and then become a bald and slow superhero.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Captain Heresy
fighting crime with bitterness, nausea and hair loss.


Wait... that's JMG.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57, archived)