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It's not my birthday.
Talk amongst yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
Its not my fucking birthday either

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
Happy not your birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
+ you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
OK
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8067615.stm

Flapjack's opinion: for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
He should have stayed on the run.
I've heard plenty of cases of people outrunning cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
It just means cancer will mutate into faster tumours on pogo sticks
it's short-term thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Stupid religious types.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
silly religious people

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
GOD WILL HEAL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
natural selection

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
I don't trust it.
It didn't stop the mum from breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
She's a daft woman but I can kind of see it
sometimes the treatment for a condition can seem almost as scary as the condition itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
It wasn't for her though, it was for her son,
so the 'what's best for my child' reflex should have kicked in, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
But anyone who has ever seen what chemo does to a child will see how scary it is
to know you are willingly poisoning your child, even for the best reasons, must confuse the parental instinct.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Never stopped me getting cod liver oil as a kid
/all green fields around here etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
One of my Dad's friends has recently got some kind of nasty cancer,
but her only hope of survival is some kind of experimental treatment that's only got a 20% chance of working or something, so she's not going to bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
"We want to to fire ANTI-GOD RAYS directly at your son's faith glands."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
human reason has the power to overcome instincts,
for better or for worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
Sometimes
but when it's a very treatable condition, I don't see how it's scarier than watching your child die a painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
My late god daughter had cancer three times, had chemo each time but in the end it was the chemo that killed her
the chemo gave her the best possible chance and there is no doubt it was the best thing and she would have died even earlier without but the pain she was in over treatment was horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
I'm sorry to hear that.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
*hugs back*
I know I'm taking the internet too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Plus they're from Minnesota.
We've all seen Fargo. She can always feed him into a wood chipper if the chemo doesn't take.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
*head in hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
crack out the germolene!

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
He had cancer because God hates him. Fuck God. Up yours God. I'm going go against God's will with radiation and then become a bald and slow superhero.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
Captain Heresy
fighting crime with bitterness, nausea and hair loss.


Wait... that's JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
"sleepy eye" sounds like a proper banjo-playing town

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
sounds like my kind of town
*sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
darn tootin'

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
I have no idea where that religious belief could possibly come from.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Or why it kicked in so late.
Maybe a Damascene conversion to Amish ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
As far as I can tell,
even the Amish go to hospital when they need to.
They're not as daft as they're cabbage-painted.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Sounds more like some kind of pagan Mother Earth bullshit.
For which they will burn in hell for all eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Having done a bit of googling,
there are claims that the kid is homeschooled and can't read at 13.

MONGS.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
I've met people who were state schooled and can't read at 24.
Maybe he's just thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
BRILLIANT! YOU'VE OUTSMARTED THE GOVERNMENT.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
I'm still freaked out from watching a film last night.
*freaks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
It's ok, Simba is ok in the end...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
Which film would that be?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Martyrs

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
That does look a bit wrong.
I'll be torrenting that.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
Gozu?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
You're (still) older than you've ever been, and now you're even older
and now you're even older.

You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older and now you're older still!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Fuck off, I don't age.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
I'm like Richard off Lost.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
I'm aging like a fine wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
my brother caught an unknown 25lb mirror carp from our club lake saturday, he get's to name it, he's going to call it 'fin diesel'

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
Carpe Diem.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Which films were they in?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Diem dick
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
SEIZE THE DICK MAFFERS

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
Are you coming on to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
I've always been told seize doesn't maffer

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
I'm not going to be able to top that today,
maybe I should retire.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
You could go one better by spelling it right.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
There used to be some monsters in the club lakes here
A few years ago some bastards put chemicals in the best pond and it wiped out nearly everything.

Edit: Oh and call it General Zod
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
SWWWWWWAMP THINGGGG!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
You make my heart sing.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
wankers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
Gill Collins

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
How do you tell them apart?
What if you've got twins or triplets living in the pond?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
scale patterns are faily unique

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
and they laminate the fish with their name on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
All the best poeple don't have their birthday today.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
My birthday's not for fucking ages
but it is my quarter of a century. I'm going to go and watch naked ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Interesting way to spend it

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
Not really, but it's been a while since I've been and watched strippers.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
If you want to watch naked men I'll do it for a fiver.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
What are you up to on November the 30th?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
I don't know what's happening with my life after the 20th of June,
so I guess I'm free.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
The first part or the second part?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
I'll do my helicopter impression for £2.50

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
I do a good Marty Pellow/Cher/Brand for 40p

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
They dance and stuff so I hear

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
That's what I've been told.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
That's what I've been told.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
repeatedly it would seem

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
I got overexcited.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
happy unbirthday brayndedd
it's not your special day, get out of bed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, archived)