*cries*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

he's going to look like a fat egg on little skinny legs, mark my word.
by Saturday he'll be indistinguishable from the lithe DG we all knew.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

\o/ thank fuck.
HANG ON.

Gums, you're not going to be in Amsterdam at the weekend again, are you? Can't you come to the meet?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I might make a surprise appearance, but I like to keep my female fans in suspense
who knows...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hmph.
I think you should, I'm trying to prove to a few people that /talkers aren't /wankers.

Or at least, are alright anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Humpty Dumpty has got nothing on this mofo

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:59, archived)