How cute, it's like a remedial class;
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post430576

Should rob set up some kind of mentoring scheme to show these people how it's supposed to be done?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

I think Pun threads are shit, I'll still join in though.
Only Glued Eel says anything funny in them.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

There's the occasional bit of goodness in them.
What I particularly admire is people with the endurance to keep going after the obvious ones are gone.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

I could go for some pie right now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

And so you shall!
*waves magic wand*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Put it away.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

So you don't want any mayo on it?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Not even slightly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I had pie for breakfast.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Phwoar, what flavour?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Three bird.
I don't know which three.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

The Sugarbabes?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Wood pigeon, pheasant and wild duck

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Strange ethnic names.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I went Waitrose last night and bought tons of lovely food since I'm cooking for myself all week.
Tonight is fresh thai king prawns, sweet chili dressed egg noodles, loads of veg and sprouts to make a huge stir fry.

Tomorrow is slow cooked aberdeen angus, cheese stuffed meatballs in a red wine and basil sause on fresh tagliatelli.

I also have £30 worth of crisps, dips and general junk :D I'm going to be a right tubber :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

*cries*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

he's going to look like a fat egg on little skinny legs, mark my word.
by Saturday he'll be indistinguishable from the lithe DG we all knew.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

\o/ thank fuck.
HANG ON.

Gums, you're not going to be in Amsterdam at the weekend again, are you? Can't you come to the meet?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I might make a surprise appearance, but I like to keep my female fans in suspense
who knows...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hmph.
I think you should, I'm trying to prove to a few people that /talkers aren't /wankers.

Or at least, are alright anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Humpty Dumpty has got nothing on this mofo

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

I'd be naked right now if I wasn't wearing socks.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

3?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51, archived)