You don't do anything "cock tuesday" like anymore.
You just prance around saying "cock tuesday", completely missing the point that you had when you started doing cock tuesday.

So just fuck off you twat, we're all sick of it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

Hang about
What was the point I had when I started doing Cock Tuesday?
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I always thought it was to make a stand against the newbies that were allowed to post every tuesday,
who ended up trolling and generally ruining the place.

Not to actually become a troll and ruin the place yourself.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

It has nothing to do with new people.
The fact that it exists on Tuesday is arbitrary.
It might as well be Penis Thursday.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:10, archived)