Because everyone in the navy is gay.
Gay people like things to be super.

the navy is highly organised. Therefore they like everything to be super conducted.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I like this very much.
I see what you have done and it is clever.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:07, archived)