reading through a french applicants CV
and its making me chuckle

"End of 2007: Distribution of free newspapers - learn how give something at someone who doesn’t want it. "
pretty accurate

Or the more disturbing
Summer 2006: Gardening in work camp in Czech Republic - work with people from all around the word.

and finally the confusing
Nov 05 - Apr 06 Teaching Economy - to explain the same thing in a different manner.

Ahh how these break up my day.
How do you break up your day.
oh yes - with B3ta?
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

With science

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

This.
Evolution of hominin behaviour anyone?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

No thanks.
Electrons behaving as bosons anyone?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

electric eels pretending to be baboons

( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

baby baboons?

( MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

maybe

( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

Isn't a boson an non comissioned officer in the Navy?
Why the hell would they want to behave like negatively charged sub-atomic particles?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Because everyone in the navy is gay.
Gay people like things to be super.

the navy is highly organised. Therefore they like everything to be super conducted.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I like this very much.
I see what you have done and it is clever.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

electrons have an inferiority complex
they'll never be as good as a bbc b, and they know it
( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

cooper pairs?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

Including cooper pairs.
BECs are caused by the same thing... infact a lot of people think that cooper pairs are just an extension of BEC.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

electron soup.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

I like to eat at various points in the day as a break from the monotony of not eating.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

actually this
and I cry when I'm not eating.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I've recently mastered the weep 'n' gorge

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Gorge 'n' Jerk is where it's at.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

PAIN MOTHERFUCKER
PAIN
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Cigarettes, b3ta and desperately hoping this isn't as good as it's going to get (work wise).

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

that sounds depressing.
although I hear the ciggies are good.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

It's not, that's only when I'm at work. I didn't describe home as that's AWESOME.
Yes, actually, being here is depressing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

i'm on a whiskey diet
i've lost three days already
( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

/tommycooper blog

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

tommy, forever in ow harts

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Wiv da angles now big man.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

hammers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

I go home and play with my dog.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

is that how you chose your name?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

Errrrrrm... no.
Why aren't you Glued Eel anymore? That was loads better than that effort you've got now.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

MY NAME IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Full of bees, getting covered in your 'pollen'?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

is that an euphemism?

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

No.
First I go home right, then I play with the dog.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

poor Mrs Rocket :'(
You're so horrible to her...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

I'm amazed it took a whole three replies before someone said that.
WhyIoughta!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

:D
love you guys really :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Walking around Soho ho'ing myself

doing poops.

Trying to give up smoking.

Thinking about buying cigarettes.

Ohhhh no.....
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

don't BUY CIGARETTES, THEY should MAKE some sort of nicotine icecream for YOU, to keep you COOLER in this weather

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

haha

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Why not try tobacco sprinkles on your icecream?
Rather than hundreds and thousands?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

I think this is great, LOVE the ideas YOU come up with.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

do you chat to the lovely young ladies outside the exotic dance shops
they are very friendly, but wear next to no clothes
( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

Chat,
drink tea, day dream about STUFF and THINGS, look stuff up on the internet
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

This pretty much.
Also, try and spy pretty girls out the window, making secret signals so the men in the office notice but my female boss doesn't.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

spy perv
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Hell yeah!
Nice top.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Yes, yes, you have got me!
This is the reason for the secret signals. My boss thinks we are all perverts.

She is entirely right.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05, archived)