
ANYBODY who describes themselves as 'crazy' needs shooting in the eyes.
( , Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

snipurl.com/g0ya
( , Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

"Sorry love, can you sign this for me - I'm not getting much joy from *this* wanker"
( , Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

fucking fucks with their 'mad' ties and stupid hair.
( , Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

They sacked him for incompetency, but I'm sure it was really because he was an annoying (40 years old and should know better) shit.
( , Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

on so many levels.
Although I was great friends with a guy at Esure who was the proud owner of musical socks (wore only because he hadn't done his washing)
( , Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)