You can find Salvation through Jesus.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Is he transparent?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

He is the Light that shows us the Road to Redemption.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

I thought it was Road to Perdition,
and that's Tom Hanks, not Jesus.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

Tom Hanks is Jesus.
He doesn't like to go on about it. Humility is one of his better features. It makes up for his piggy eyes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)