So what's the good news?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

I have another day off work
*does dance of glee*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Me too!
*fives*
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

I'm probably on the dole!
*f1v3s!*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

We'll all be on the dole at this rate.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

I might buy a new laptop

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

Make sure you get one with buttons.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

that's a Fisher Price activity centre you're thinking of there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

Oh.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

I'm here
and I'm ACE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

I'm here too, with jellopenoes and salami and mushrooms on a pizza.
I can't resist the Gonz 'jellopenoe'
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Om nom nom.
Bring some round.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

Om nom nom come get it.
I've got another film to watch tonight, possibly Rashomon.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

Just watch Martyrs again.
It won't freak you out or anything.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

Jellopino !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

In 10 days I will know what I'm doing with my life.
and I will go out and find myself a wife.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

What happens in 10 days?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

I'll have done my last exam,
so I'll know roughly how well I did, so I can apply for a masters or a Ph.D, depending on the circumstances.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Exciting!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Edinburgh does lots of my topic.
It keeps coming up in all my placement searches.

This worries me :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Why?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Scotland is fail.
Moreover, I don't think the Scots would appreciate me.

and I'm scared about making THAT big a change in my life.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

So you say

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

I said more.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Oh
What kind of big change would moving to Edinburgh force?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

I'd be far far away from anyone I know.
I'd have to start friend making/networking from scratch effectively.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Grow some balls, you enormous pansy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Plus,
Scotland's shit. We've got to agree on that.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

I'm afraid not,
boy who lives in Pubs Closing at Eleven land.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

This is a very good point

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

Not if they get a license to open after that.
:)
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

*cough* 24 hour licensing *cough*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

I used to live in Scotland.
It was great while I was there.
Just because the chippiest man in all England has moved there doesn't soil the entire country.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

I think I'll incite racial hatred

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

They'll hate you because you're shit.
There is nothing racial or sectarian about that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

That's not very nice.
Do you really think I'm shit?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

I have no idea.
Everybody else seems to think so and I'm not one to buck a trend.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

*not sure if I'm reilliterating your point*
CHIPPYst man.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

So?
Surely you did that when you moved to uni in the first place?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

that's totally difficult at a major university

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

It's not Edinburgh university,
it's the other one.

Heriot-Watt
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

What?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

Is it shit?
This is only though looking at Jobs.ac.uk.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

It was a pun. What? Heriot-WHAT? WATT. It sounds like WHAT. Geddit? Hilarity will ensue.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

Oh.
I see.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Which other one?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

To be fair though, in Edinburgh posh southerners practically outnumber the natives.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

I've got a great resource for that.
www.lidl.com/discountrussianwives.php?price=cheap&moustache=y
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Other people at work realise that the person I've been bitching about is actually a retard
So now my life is so much easier. Woo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

My fingers are getting stronger.
I will soon be able to crush a man's skull with my bare hands.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

I can see how that could come in useful.
And also for pickle jars.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

I have a jar in my cupboard
Which has been there for ages as I am too weak to open it :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Uh huh :(
I know no strong men to open it for me either.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Yes, I'll be able to crush them too.
Although you might end up with glass in your pickles. And in my hands.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

You can find Salvation through Jesus.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Is he transparent?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

He is the Light that shows us the Road to Redemption.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

I thought it was Road to Perdition,
and that's Tom Hanks, not Jesus.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

Tom Hanks is Jesus.
He doesn't like to go on about it. Humility is one of his better features. It makes up for his piggy eyes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Feck all.
Could do with some.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

They've invented a pill that makes sperm taste like chocolate.
Does this qualify as good news?
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

( moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

*thud*
( moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Not really.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

The good news, is that I completed peggle on my ipod today.
The bad news is that I got a cutasy text from O2 telling me that my spend is £530 over my line rental this month.

=/

I'm not even joking =(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

How?!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

How.
The.
Fuck?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Fucking hell, Gonz.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

*points*
*laughs*

*laughs more*

*laughs more*
( moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

data roaming charges on an iphone in europe maybe?

( moohalaa, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

I thought iPhone had wifi,
it's free if you can connect to a hotspot?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

Yeah', but not on an iPhone.
I'm still going to get my hands on the new one next month though =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

Courtesy.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

At first I read it as cutesy
It didn't make much sense.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Thank's babe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

'
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

That's a strikethrough of the apostrophe.
In case you didn't see.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

that's over 1p a minute,
constantly, for the whole time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

How in shitting fuck did you manage that?

( FoldsFive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

You fucking idiot.
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

I got a text about an hour after the Courtesy from the, "The Debt prevention Team at O2".
I'm hoping they'll settle to spread it over a few months at interest free, or something.

I donno, no point fretting about it, I'll sort it when I get back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

Imagine if you have to go to jail because of Internet Browsing Habits.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Actually.... thinking about it....
Legaly, internet addiction is real (I think in the UK), so maybe there is some sort of work-around in that department.

I've also thought up...
- My phone got stolen and the guy happened to like speaking to the people I text and speak. Couldn't report it because phone was stolen.
- Passing the bill onto some random piece of software (I've got plenty to choose from) for using the internet on my computer in the background.
- I'm poor, let me spread it out over 30 easy payments at rent free.
- I'm a shareholder with over £100 of shares that I got from my batmiziah. (maybe, I don't know, I had Cellnet, I think).
- I'm Jewish, jews control the world media, media is on the internet, internet is supplied by you.... then give them the secret phone-hand-shake, and see where things lead me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

I'm astonished you could find that many people willing to talk to you

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Newcastle Utd. fans don't have to travel all the way to Portsmouth next season.

( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

HELLO.
MT locked herself in the bathroom again today, the massive minimum twat. That's twice she's done that in a week. She was all 'mioaw, I'm trapped let me out, miaow'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Fat eared twat.
She needs putting on a lead.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

Haha, our dog always gets trapped in my parent's room.
He just lies down and goes to sleep.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

I will finish my degree in 7 days.
At the moment the bad news far outweighs the good though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

What's the bad?
I'm probably sharing in your misery here.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

*something about an STD*

( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Giving her aids and setting her free would be one way to destroy Italy.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

According to some BNP politician, AIDS is a good disease because
it kills the gays, blacks and druggies.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

See, sharing it?
I'm saying Limey is a massive slag.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

I can't work out if your suggesting that if MoT had an STI I'd be sharing it with him because I'd sleep with him
or if any bad news of mine is bound to be an STI.

Either way :(((((((
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Well, it's frowns all round then.
If someone actually said to me "Turn that frown upside down!" I think that I could punch them and no magistrate in the land would convict me.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

I got an essay back that I worked really hard on and was really proud of and got 10% less than one I wrote in four hours.
I think I'm fucked.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 May 2009, 19:32, archived)